April 27, 2008...9:46 pm

Hey… I think I know that guy…

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According to the Canadian Press, on April 15th police in Saint John were treated to “a bit of impromptu exotic entertainment”. When the police arrived at a two-storey house, a drunk guy on the roof stripped himself naked, and, wearing only sandals, danced the Bunny Hop across the roof “while slapping his buttocks”.

He had been drinking out of a BUCKET OF TEQUILA.

Yeah. I guess it takes one degree of drunkeness to do the Bunny Hop (as at a wedding), two degrees to strip for the police, three to do the Bunny Hop on a ROOF, and four to do it NAKED ON A ROOF.

But I have no idea how many degrees of drunkeness are required to do the Bunny Hop naked on a roof in front of police officers while slapping your buttocks at the same time. That is just not a level of drunkeness that I have experience with.

 

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